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Hurry T-rumpers! Stock up on "Bronx Colors Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange" before it's sold out!

posted 5 years ago by [deleted]
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You and your fellow T-rumptards can look as orangey as T-rump himself this Holiday season, by applying a generous amount of Bronx Colors' Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange. Have two and a half tubes on hand like he does - to keep the orange glow.

Remember: Order "Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange (Item # BHC06)" before they sell out!

https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2019/12/the-secret-of-donald-trumps-success-bhc06/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

The website for Bronx Colors has apparently been down for the past twenty-four hours due to 'high traffic demand' (seriously) so it may take you a while to buy Bronx Colors Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange. Don't give up, though - there are other retail sites where you can order two and a half tubes in time for Christmas!

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 5 years ago

Hilarious his he's blaming his orange color today on environmentalists and not makeup.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Between this makeup revelation by his former housekeepers, his confession about flushing toilets 10-15 times (see my other thread) and the world leaders laughing at him at NATO, this has been one hell of a week of humiliation for this guy.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Apparently, this 'Bronx Colors' revelation isn't sitting well with T-rump who tweeted today it's the "new lightbulbs" in the WH which is giving him an orange skin tone, and he plans on bringing back the old bulbs which are less energy efficient. Tweeted T-rump today:

"They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."

Of course, he also has an orange skin tone outside in natural lighting, so maybe he wants to change the sun?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Their website is now back up and functioning - but hurry! Limited stock of "Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange (Item # BHC06)" ...looks like the T-rump family is stocking up for daddy's Christmas gifts!