Which silent comedy star would YOU rather date?
1. Buster Keaton: built like a miniature Greek god. Big, soulful eyes. A smile that was as gorgeous as it was rare.
2. Charlie Chaplin: Suave, sophisticated - nothing like his 'Little Tramp' character.
3. Harold Lloyd: 'Boy Next Door' good looks, a real charmer.
4. Oliver Hardy: A big man, but handsome and graceful. A Southern gentleman, impeccably polite. According to all reports, his dance card was literally 'always full.'
Who do you favor? I'm for Buster; I'm especially-attracted to small, slender men.
- HOW kin I be so brainless, when I is so smart?