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Sincerely Truthful - too good not to pass around

posted 8 years ago by The-Belle
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It's the Nigerian scam, turned Pakistani:

U.S DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY
SPECIAL INSPECTOR GENERAL,
TROUBLED ASSET RELIEF PROGRAM (SIGTARP)
Officer Email: [email protected] / [email protected]
www.treasury.gov

Hello: ,
Read Carefully & Understand!!!

This is to bring to your acknowledgement that the Board Of Trustee at the Treasure House Department Of Pakistan in conjunction with the U.S. Department of the Treasury have decided to release out some overdue valuables such as Golds and Diamonds worth Billions of dollars to some important citizen with good records file, this have been agreed to be shared among citizens who pay their bills and Taxes regularly and have no serious criminal record.

Meanwhile this have been agreed to be shared among the random selected individuals which you fall to be among those elected for this project due to your good record with the FBI / CIA and the Homeland Security. The major reason why the Golds and Diamonds are been released is because of the Gold recovered from Late President Muammar Gaddafi are too much to be stored in the Treasury Dept doing nothing while some important citizens are out there who can make good use of this valuable, as that will help the Country economy to improve, and this programe has got to help those individuals who must have been scammed in one way or the order according to several reports awareness we have been receiving from the United Nations and FBI.

So therefore 1000 Carat Weight of Gold and 1000 Carat weight of Diamond have been assigned to your name and to (49) order lucky individual from different part of the World majority of them are from United States Of America and Pakistan, but if you are not from the mentioned Country and was selected then you are lucky and can still claim your lucky star. The sum of $1.500,000 USD is also attached with the Treasures given to you for maintenance and to appreciate you for been a true and obedient citizen so far.

To avoid complications and to prove yourself right you will have to travel down to Treasury & FX Group MCB House, 1st Floor, 15 Main Jail Road, Gulburg, Lahore, Pakistan to claim and collect your Golds/Diamonds and Cash. But if that will be extremely difficult for you then it will be delivered to your house address and that is the reason why I have been instructed by the General Board Of Trustee at the U.S Treasury Department to be in contact with you to direct you on how it can be delivered at your doorstep via the fastest Aircraft delivery company.

If you want to travel Down to Pakistan and collect your Treasures consignment, then you must reply back to me so that I can direct you on how that can be accomplished but if you want it to be delivered then your delivery details must be provided at your reply back to this email, and they must be provided as stated below.

FULL NAME -----
FULL ADDRESS --
DIRECT TELEPHONE--
YOUR AGE ----

There is nothing to be worried about because the delivery charges of your treasures will be settled by us if that is your preferred choice, but its delivery Insurance coverage of $395.00 USD is what you are mandated and instructed to expedite due to you are the soul owner of the treasures which will be on transit to your doorstep. With all due respect we hope that you understand all that have been explained to you on how this Golds and Diamonds Treasure consignment and the cash price of $1.500,000 USD have been legally awarded to you.

So without experiencing much delays we all await to get a swift and positive response from you, to enable us commence with the safe dispatching of your 1000 Carat Weight Gold and 1000 Carat weight worth of Diamonds alongside with its cash price to your doorstep with an immediate effect.

SINCERELY TRUTHFUL,
DR. DENNISON C. TRENTON

U.S DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY
BUREAU OF THE FISCAL SERVICE.
U.S DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY
SPECIAL INSPECTOR GENERAL,
TROUBLED ASSET RELIEF PROGRAM (SIGTARP)
1500 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW. WASHINGTON, DC 20220.USA

There's nothing I can do, really, except get on down to that good ol' mental asylum called Pakistan and sign in for my diamond and golds treasures. Oh wait... damn I've got a concert to attend in Auckland this weekend, Lahore will have to wait. Bugga 

I get the feeling that the special inspector might indeed be very speshul 

Quick, play dead.

[–] kjnics 8 years ago

You and your ties to Qaddafi's billions, Belle. 

I still like the "drenched in tears" one with the thousand and one diseases who wanted to leave you their inheritance best. They should hire whoever composed it to write soap opera scripts.

(P.S. Once you're a wealthy heiress, don't forget about the rest of us poor mortals here on the board). 

[–] CTS-1 8 years ago

Warning. This site is crude, indecent, profane, and can get close to racist at times. On the other hand, it is all about baiting Nigerian scammers into doing outrageous things, so they are doing God's work among all of the indecency and foul language:

http://www.419eater.com/

While I have not managed to get any of these clowns to travel to Dakar, or carve a keyboard out of wood (http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/06/how-to-trick-an-online-scammer-into-carving-a-computer-out-of-wood/305903/), or hold up a sign saying with something genuinely obscene on it, I have a "dummy" email I used to use to bait scammers. You should try it. Amazing how much fun you can have when they think they have a live one!

Look- it's trying to think!

[–] The-Belle 8 years ago

I say!

I am rather fond of that wooden keyboard. I wonder what else they'd make if they thought there was money in it - rubber motorcar, recycled-paper modem? 

I watched a Dr Phil show about a year ago featuring women who had been romance-scammed by Nigerians. Some of these women had parted with hundreds of thousands of dollars, after falling for the 'instant love' on offer from people using profiles and profile photos pinched from Facebook. Although these women were of average or above average intelligence they let themselves be led down the garden path by the most outrageously unlikely stories. I guess it's sad what desperation can do - both in terms of people lonely for love and those whose desperate environments and lives lead them to desperate acts of fakery. I guess there's enough success in it to encourage them to continue.

Quick, play dead.

[–] CTS-1 8 years ago

Well, I admit that I am torn between extreme frustration at people for being so gullible, with a genuine righteous anger at nailing the scammers.

A few months ago, I turned in a man who was scamming a lot of the local evangelical community with a "sure-fire options trading program" that didn't work. He had gone to all the right Christian schools, and knew how to pitch to that community. Some probably think I am the bad guy. But, even so, I toasted a scammer who was using his sanctimonious Christianity to scam other Christians. Chalk one up for the good guys.

Look- it's trying to think!