things that you hate seeing in porn movies

I Love anal stuff
Double Anal Penetrations for example.

I hate it when the guy moans louder than the girl.


One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

Personally, I don't know what the big deal is about anal...to me it seems kinda gay..."not that there's anything wrong with that..."

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Well, I hope that comment of mine doesn't get my "he-man, bad-boy" club membership revoked...

I know what the theory is behind it (ummm....so to speak, sorry) but I can think of many other...ahem...more "exciting" ways to do the "dirty." (I'm really sorry - I can't get away from these double-entenders )

I dunno - it just seems a little too dirty (if there is such a thing). Maybe that's the appeal...

Butt, (sorry) thanks for being a good sport about it!

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."