Weirdest thing you've eaten?
A few years ago when I had my tongue pierced I was chowing down on these delicious turkey roll things that are coated in this yummy cranberry cream cheese concoction. I was like a madman shoving them in my mouth one after the next as if my life depended on it.
After I was done and feeling pretty on top of the world, I realized my tongue ring wasn't in my tongue anymore. I couldn't believe it. I had swallowed my fúcking tongue ring. I don't know if you know, but the bar to those things are a fairly thick and long piece of metal, and I'd just ingested it without even knowing! Hilarious!
So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?