Commercials: MyPillow

I'm assuming that most of us have seen the MyPillow commercial. I've seen it, oh about a million times, so I finally decided hey maybe I want a couple of those pillows. They have a 2-for-1 deal, you know, you just enter the TV promo code. So, I go to the MyPillow website, click on the two-for-one deal: "$99.97 with promo code", it says. Without s/h.

T.F.?

Whenever the time may come that I have to spend over $50 for a pillow (or when the 2-for-1 deal is gone, over $100!) later, when I lay my head on it for a good night's sleep that pillow better release crack and morphine aromatically, and produce directly above my bed a floating hologram of naked what's-her-name performing illegal primal dances just for me.