Commercials: MyPillow
I'm assuming that most of us have seen the MyPillow commercial. I've seen it, oh about a million times, so I finally decided hey maybe I want a couple of those. They have a 2-for-1 deal, you know, you just enter the TV promo code. So, I go to the MyPillow website, click on the two-for-one deal: "$99.97 with promo code", it says. Without s/h.
W.T.F.?
Whenever the time may come that I need to spend over $50 for a pillow (or if the 2-for-1 deal is no longer offered, over $100!) later, when I lay my head down for a good night's sleep that pillow had better release crack plus morphine aromatically, while producing a hologram floating above my bed of naked you-name-her performing an illegal primal dance just for me.