The final FG barbecue
Wasn't expecting to host another one until Memorial Day weekend, but I'm ready to rock and run for the blast shelter.
ATTENTION FILM GENERAL USERS!!!
This will be the LAST free-for-all FG barbecue! You are all invited!
And I expect you to bring everything you have that will burn, explode, shoot, dazzle, or just make everybody stare at you like 'tha wha....?'
Make your travel plans, now. There is no attendance fee, there is no ammunition fee, but there will STILL be bribes accepted for the Death Match Pit! This is your last chance to square off with another FGer who you really want to pound into devilled ham!
And, since this is our going-out-of-reality sale, I have stashed guns, explosives and incendiaries all over the farm and the surrounding woods. Find them, you can use them. Trip them, nobody will come back to scrape you off the trees.
It's over, kids. So let's MAKE SURE IT'S OVER!
- Oh, SOMEbody asides me is gonna RUE this here particular day...