5.0 is a respectable score from me. It means I found the film worth watching once (but probably not a further time). I watch more 5.0s than any other score, and I only watch what I expect to like (either because of the director and/or writer or because of favorable reviews).
Here are a few of my disappointments with their current IMDb rating in bold and my grumpy rating in italics.
Wonderland (1999) 7.2 Twice failed to get past the 30 min mark. 1.0
Bobby Deerfield (1977) 5.9 Never a fan of Pacino but main problem here was Marthe Keller's impassable accent. Sydney Pollack is usually competent, but all at sea trying to mimic a European "existentialist" drama. 1.0
Love Among the Ruins (1975) 8.1 I can well imagine anyone under 40 would soon lose patience with this stagy saga of mothballed old fogies, but I am 76 myself and was bored stiff. Did manage to finish it, though, so I rate it a 2.0
Branded to Kill (1967) (The Criterion Collection) 7.4 Kindest to say I just did not get it. 2.0
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) 7.2 Ferrell, Willard, Rogen ... what was I thinking? 2.0
Zero Effect (1998) 7.0 A film has to be really poor when the repulsive Ben Stiller is not the worst thing about it. 3.0
Noises Off ...(1992) 7.5 A talented director and a brillant writer came up with this lumbering attempt at French bedroom farce. 3.0
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) 6.8 I love Jonze's "Adaptation" but adults and children alike found this tedious 3.0
Strange Days (1995) 7.2 Bizarre misconception of what the Millenium would look like (it was only five years ahead), from the world's most overrated director. Plus a hopelessly miscast Ralph Fiennes. Just cannot see him as seedy street-trash. 3.0
The Last Kiss (2001) 7.0 Nothing specifically wrong with it but what was the point? The definition of "bland". If the Italian original was this lame, I dread to think what the American remake was like. 3.0
The Fisher King (1991) 7.6 Attention-seeker Robin Williams at his most cloying. I just felt sorry for Jeff Bridges. Now there is a real actor! 3.0
An Affair to Remember (1957) 7.6 That they do not make them like this any more is some compensation for surviving into the age of Trump and rap music. 3.0
Identification of a Woman (1982) 6.8 (Criterion Collection) Like unconnected ideas and characters from five of Antonioni's aborted projects randomly stitched together. I think it was something to do with the search for the perfect woman but, if so, none of the dreary contenders here got off first base. 3.0
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